There Was Once A Man Called Vlad

There was once a man called Vlad,

Who engaged in a unique fad,

Late at night,

He’d pop out for a bite,

And for many it was very bad.

Along came someone called Van,

Who came up with an audacious plan,

He combed through the street,

But fell into defeat,

As there were no clues to scan.

He heard word of a castle,

But in the night it did not dazzle,

Vlad answered the door,

Van viewed the decor,

Then told Vlad he was here to hassle.

He took out a wooden spike,

And leant forward to strike,

Vlad turned to ash,

As quick as a flash,

And then left on his bike!